Man charged with shooting lawn mower
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July 26, 2008 at 2:19 am #2741
Punk Rock Karl
MemberKeith Walendowski is charged with shooting a lawn mower.
A 57-year-old south side man, who might have been struggling with a hangover, is charged today with shooting his lawn mower with a sawed-off shotgun."I'll tell you the truth," a criminal complaint quotes an apparently inebriated Keith Walendowski. "I got pissed because my lawn mower wouldn't start, so I got my shotgun and shot it.
"I can do that. It's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want," Walendowski told police.
Ignorance of the law, however, is not a legal defense.
Walendowski is charged with a felony count of possessing a short-barreled shotgun and a misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct while armed. If convicted of both charges, he faces up to six years and nine months in prison.
The shooting occurred Wednesday at a home Walendowski shares with his mother in the 3500 block of S. Austin St.
According to the complaint, Walendowski had been drinking all morning. Around 9:30 a.m., he attempted to start his 21-inch Lawn-Boy – unsuccessfully.
After shooting the mower, he went in his basement, where he was arrested by police, the complaint says.
Police recovered the shotgun, shells, a handgun, rounds for the handgun and a stun gun.
Dick Wagner of Wagner's Garden Mart, 6075 N. Green Bay Ave., said shooting the mower didn't help Walendowski's odds of getting it repaired.
"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," he said.
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July 26, 2008 at 2:20 am #15630
Punk Rock Karl
MemberDamn, it didn't include the picture. Not that you probably need it.[br][img:width=125&height=125]{e_FILE}public/1217035225_40_FT12746_lawnmower_72508_125.jpg[/img]
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July 26, 2008 at 3:14 am #15638
MAX!Memberlol wow. Alchoholic old men, lawnmowers, and guns. What a great combination.
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July 26, 2008 at 3:24 am #15639
The WindMemberThis is really funny. He's going to jail for six year because of it.
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July 26, 2008 at 3:29 am #15643
Desensitized
MemberWho uses a sawed-off shotgun unless you're in the mob or hunting werewolves?
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July 26, 2008 at 7:22 am #15655
Hunter Bones
MemberOh dude… you don't know much about hicks, do you?
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July 26, 2008 at 7:34 am #15657
Desensitized
MemberI suppose I meant 'who NEEDS to use a sawed off shotgun', of course hillbillies use them..
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July 26, 2008 at 9:18 am #15659
Hunter Bones
MemberAnd let's not forget Army Of Darkness.
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July 26, 2008 at 3:48 pm #15623
LyinAss Bitch
MemberIt would have been a better story if the bullet ricochetted off the mower and got him in the nuts.
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July 26, 2008 at 8:11 pm #15669
Hunter Bones
MemberOr put a hole through his Coors Light can.
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July 27, 2008 at 12:39 am #15696
MAX!MemberI love hicks
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July 27, 2008 at 1:56 am #15697
Desensitized
MemberWould've been funnier if she turned and shot him.
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July 27, 2008 at 2:27 am #15700
MAX!Memberlol yeah.
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July 27, 2008 at 3:39 am #15702
Hunter Bones
MemberOr if he had just not even tried to scare her and said "Bitch! I said don't mess with mah gun!" and then shot her with one of his others that he's likely to have.
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July 27, 2008 at 3:52 am #15704
Super Sonic
MemberThat looked really set up. Why would you just sit there and look at a gun for ages.
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July 27, 2008 at 7:26 am #15705
Hunter Bones
MemberStill funny, though.
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July 27, 2008 at 10:31 am #15707
MAX!MemberYeah, I'm about 95% sure it was fake. But it still makes me laugh. The only reason I'm not 100% sure, is because the lady in the video genuinely looks scared shitless.
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July 27, 2008 at 4:45 pm #15717
The WindMemberI thought that was going to be way funnier. Like someone getting shot funny.
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July 28, 2008 at 12:00 am #15730
MAX!MemberI was expecting he would get shot. lol, stupid people make me laugh (so I end up laughing at myself a lot)
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July 28, 2008 at 5:49 pm #15760
LyinAss Bitch
MemberGuns scare me, but I'm considering getting a paintball gun, and go play tag with all the rabbits, squirrels, and coyotes around here. They fuck up everything that I grow.
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July 30, 2008 at 6:27 pm #15871
breastimplants
MemberI own a paintball gun. But not one of those range ones that give you welts or anything…Australia's too soft-core to let me buy those (as fas as i know)…I got it at toys r us because my friend got a notice of eviction from his rental property, and decided to "re-decorate".
I almost got a felony charge for that one.
I regret nothing.
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July 30, 2008 at 7:12 pm #15874
Desensitized
MemberWhat's better than a lawn full of dead babies?
Mowing it.
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July 30, 2008 at 7:43 pm #15877
breastimplants
MemberHell, just for kicks.
Whats the difference between a working lawn mower and a pile of dead babies?
This guy doesnt have a working lawn mower in his garage any more.
Come on. Look at his picture. Tell me i'm wrong.
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July 31, 2008 at 6:01 am #15888
MAX!MemberYou're from Australia? That's pretty awesome.
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