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    • #2741

      Keith Walendowski is charged with shooting a lawn mower.
      A 57-year-old south side man, who might have been struggling with a hangover, is charged today with shooting his lawn mower with a sawed-off shotgun.

      "I'll tell you the truth," a criminal complaint quotes an apparently inebriated Keith Walendowski. "I got pissed because my lawn mower wouldn't start, so I got my shotgun and shot it.

      "I can do that. It's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want," Walendowski told police.

      Ignorance of the law, however, is not a legal defense.

      Walendowski is charged with a felony count of possessing a short-barreled shotgun and a misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct while armed. If convicted of both charges, he faces up to six years and nine months in prison.

      The shooting occurred Wednesday at a home Walendowski shares with his mother in the 3500 block of S. Austin St.

      According to the complaint, Walendowski had been drinking all morning. Around 9:30 a.m., he attempted to start his 21-inch Lawn-Boy – unsuccessfully.

      After shooting the mower, he went in his basement, where he was arrested by police, the complaint says.

      Police recovered the shotgun, shells, a handgun, rounds for the handgun and a stun gun.

      Dick Wagner of Wagner's Garden Mart, 6075 N. Green Bay Ave., said shooting the mower didn't help Walendowski's odds of getting it repaired.

      "Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," he said.

    • #15630

      Damn, it didn't include the picture. Not that you probably need it.[br][img:width=125&height=125]{e_FILE}public/1217035225_40_FT12746_lawnmower_72508_125.jpg[/img]

    • #15638
      MAX!
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      lol wow. Alchoholic old men, lawnmowers, and guns. What a great combination.

    • #15639
      The Wind
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      This is really funny. He's going to jail for six year because of it.

    • #15643
      Desensitized
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      Who uses a sawed-off shotgun unless you're in the mob or hunting werewolves?

    • #15655
      Hunter Bones
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      Oh dude… you don't know much about hicks, do you?

    • #15657
      Desensitized
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      I suppose I meant 'who NEEDS to use a sawed off shotgun', of course hillbillies use them..

    • #15659
      Hunter Bones
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      And let's not forget Army Of Darkness.

    • #15623

      It would have been a better story if the bullet ricochetted off the mower and got him in the nuts.

    • #15669
      Hunter Bones
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      Or put a hole through his Coors Light can.

    • #15696
      MAX!
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      I love hicks

    • #15697
      Desensitized
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      Would've been funnier if she turned and shot him.

    • #15700
      MAX!
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      lol yeah.

    • #15702
      Hunter Bones
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      Or if he had just not even tried to scare her and said "Bitch! I said don't mess with mah gun!" and then shot her with one of his others that he's likely to have.

    • #15704
      Super Sonic
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      That looked really set up. Why would you just sit there and look at a gun for ages.

    • #15705
      Hunter Bones
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      Still funny, though.

    • #15707
      MAX!
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      Yeah, I'm about 95% sure it was fake. But it still makes me laugh. The only reason I'm not 100% sure, is because the lady in the video genuinely looks scared shitless.

    • #15717
      The Wind
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      I thought that was going to be way funnier. Like someone getting shot funny.

    • #15730
      MAX!
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      I was expecting he would get shot. lol, stupid people make me laugh (so I end up laughing at myself a lot)

    • #15760

      Guns scare me, but I'm considering getting a paintball gun, and go play tag with all the rabbits, squirrels, and coyotes around here. They fuck up everything that I grow.

    • #15871

      I own a paintball gun. But not one of those range ones that give you welts or anything…Australia's too soft-core to let me buy those (as fas as i know)…I got it at toys r us because my friend got a notice of eviction from his rental property, and decided to "re-decorate".

      I almost got a felony charge for that one.

      I regret nothing.

    • #15874
      Desensitized
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      What's better than a lawn full of dead babies?

      Mowing it.

    • #15877

      Hell, just for kicks.

      Whats the difference between a working lawn mower and a pile of dead babies?

      This guy doesnt have a working lawn mower in his garage any more.

      Come on. Look at his picture. Tell me i'm wrong.

    • #15888
      MAX!
      Member

      You're from Australia? That's pretty awesome.

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