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    • May 11, 2010 at 7:51 pm #3403
      Admin
      Keymaster

      Once upon a time…

    • May 11, 2010 at 7:55 pm #25670
      madamadam
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      I woke up with a semen-filled condom dangling from my asshole…

    • May 11, 2010 at 8:08 pm #25675
      AngryOpossum
      Member

      The End

    • May 11, 2010 at 9:19 pm #25680
      Admin
      Keymaster

      [quote1273609047=AngryOpossum]
      The End
      [/quote1273609047]There's always one smart arse.

      I inspected the contraceptive and to my suprise I found…

    • May 11, 2010 at 10:09 pm #25678
      madamadam
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      that it was my father's semen, so I…

    • May 12, 2010 at 2:40 am #25685
      The Wind
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      went to check where I had buried him…

    • May 12, 2010 at 8:23 pm #25697
      Admin
      Keymaster

      [quote1273692190=The Wind]
      went to check where I had buried him…
      [/quote1273692190]I digged him up and…

    • May 12, 2010 at 10:48 pm #25704
      Desensitized
      Member

      realized I failed grammar and I…

    • May 12, 2010 at 11:12 pm #25706
      Admin
      Keymaster

      [quote1273701864=Desensitized]
      realized I failed grammar and I…
      [/quote1273701864]Realised that the slight jab at me from the guy above me is rich considering he's American and therefore spells any words with the derivational suffix of 'ise' wrong. Anyway, upon realising my earlier error, I dug him up instead in an attempt to compensate for my earlier mistake…

    • May 13, 2010 at 12:33 am #25700
      madamadam
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      And went to my room to roll a huge doober and just [i]chill out[/i], BUT THEN…

    • May 13, 2010 at 2:30 am #25712
      Admin
      Keymaster

      I had an epiphany which told me that..

    • May 13, 2010 at 2:42 am #25713
      madamadam
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      the jack bastard dealer had cut the weed with scratchy shards of glass…

    • May 13, 2010 at 3:40 am #25702
      AngryOpossum
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      Nothing happened for 4 minutes… then I…

    • May 13, 2010 at 6:16 am #25717
      The Wind
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      made silly assumptions that the Canadian on this board is American and then called an alternate spelling of a word "wrong," so I left the board and never came back.

      The End?

    • May 13, 2010 at 4:01 pm #25723
      Surly
      Member

      AND THEN A BIG BROWN BEAR CAME THROUGH THE WALL!

    • May 13, 2010 at 4:34 pm #25708
      Samu
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      I regretfully thought about the bear repelling spray salesguy, which I had kicked out of my property just a few hours before…

    • May 13, 2010 at 5:18 pm #25728
      AngryOpossum
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      and I was glad he left his suitcase of spray cans in the living room…

    • May 13, 2010 at 9:18 pm #25738
      AngryOpossum
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      Yikes… Now is it the end?

    • May 14, 2010 at 12:00 am #25739
      Sonic Libido
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      then, the bear and I agreed to have consensual unprotected sex, I was…

    • May 14, 2010 at 12:23 am #25740
      The Wind
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      raped by the bear! How can this be?

    • May 14, 2010 at 1:45 am #25742
      Super Sonic
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      Man, I missed the boat on this one.

    • May 14, 2010 at 4:06 am #25757
      AngryOpossum
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      What the hell…

    • May 14, 2010 at 4:07 am #25758
      AngryOpossum
      Member

      Then I woke up, realizing it was only a dream. I was actually being raped by…

    • May 14, 2010 at 5:43 am #25766
      The Wind
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      A bear! How can this be?

    • May 14, 2010 at 5:50 am #25745
      AngryOpossum
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      I woke up a second time… to see a third bear, except this one was…

    • May 14, 2010 at 7:05 am #25774
      Desensitized
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      was wearing a friendly smile…

    • May 14, 2010 at 7:08 am #25776
      The Wind
      Member

      AND RAPING ME! HOW CAN THIS BE?

    • May 14, 2010 at 1:57 pm #25777
      Samu
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      [quote1273841820=The Wind]
      AND RAPING ME! HOW CAN THIS BE?
      [/quote1273841820]
      I'm literally laughing like a maniac in the middle of the office. Good thing it's a slow friday.

    • May 14, 2010 at 3:22 pm #25778
      madamadam
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      To stop the Bear raping me I decide to enjoy it – it's not rape when you want it.

    • May 15, 2010 at 12:43 am #25789
      The Wind
      Member

      IT SURE FELT LIKE RAPE!

    • May 15, 2010 at 4:19 am #25795
      madamadam
      Member

      I man up and get over it…

    • May 15, 2010 at 5:09 am #25800
      The Wind
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      and load my revolver…

    • May 15, 2010 at 8:29 pm #25798
      Sonic Libido
      Member

      and stuck it up my ass…

    • May 15, 2010 at 8:44 pm #25803
      The Wind
      Member

      Gross, Bryce. Keep it clean, would you, perv?

    • May 16, 2010 at 1:23 am #25807
      madamadam
      Member

      I remove it from my ass and stick the barrel down the bear's throat and pull the trigger, blowing a shit smeared bullet through its brains which duly explode all over the carpet…

    • May 16, 2010 at 3:43 am #25809
      Desensitized
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      I then jerk off while sitting on the corpse…

    • May 16, 2010 at 3:55 am #25812
      Surly
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      I buried the body of the bear along with my dad. Then got a bus into to town to…

    • May 16, 2010 at 6:19 am #25817
      The Wind
      Member

      Rape a bear in the name of revenge and justice.

      STREET JUSTICE.

    • May 16, 2010 at 8:54 am #25823
      Desensitized
      Member

      BAD DUDES.

      STARRING CHRISTOPHER WALKEN.

    • May 17, 2010 at 4:46 am #25828
      AngryOpossum
      Member

      Now is it over?

    • May 17, 2010 at 4:47 am #25832
      AngryOpossum
      Member

      Damn, I'm going to have nightmares about bears

    • May 17, 2010 at 6:01 am #25833
      The Wind
      Member

      But you can't wake up, because it's real.

    • May 17, 2010 at 7:53 am #25834
      Sonic Libido
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      … when I woke up I was a woman, I…

    • May 17, 2010 at 2:43 pm #25839
      ReelBigCohen
      Member

      masturbated

    • May 17, 2010 at 6:38 pm #25844
      The Wind
      Member

      This has gotten so unrealistic.

    • May 17, 2010 at 7:34 pm #25846
      Desensitized
      Member

      to Christopher Walken

    • May 17, 2010 at 10:58 pm #25852
      AngryOpossum
      Member

      and the bear

    • May 17, 2010 at 10:59 pm #25853
      AngryOpossum
      Member

      [quote1274133536=The Wind]
      This has gotten so unrealistic.
      [/quote1274133536]

      Was it ever realistic?

    • May 18, 2010 at 12:11 am #25855
      madamadam
      Member

      I can see your sarcasm sensors are finely tuned.

    • May 18, 2010 at 7:00 am #25858
      AngryOpossum
      Member

      Oh, so, finely. Just went to the mechanic yesterday is case they were loosening up in fact. T____T

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