Sometimes, I am awesome.

[Rock it With I]

Went to the Detroit Erotic Art Show. (which I must say was pretty fuckin wicked!)

Anywho, I picked up this pic and plan to frame it and hang it:

[the unlucky platypus]

nice….is the title possibly "the play station" ?

[Rock it With I]

Nope, it was labeled the "XXXBox"

[the unlucky platypus]

[quote1202759293=Rock it With I]
Nope, it was labeled the "XXXBox"

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equally as corny.

would have been cooler if the controllers plugged into her "port" and then the middle of her chest was exploding outwards like an exit wound gunshot (between the breasts and concise enough to leave the breasts in tact) and then it could have been called "sex and violence in video games".

[madamadam]

Where exactly are you planning on hanging that?

[Rock it With I]

Haven't really planned that one yet. Gotta get it framed, which I am sure won't be cheap. It's not huge, but still, framing a picture the proper way = expensive.

Think I'll wait till I have a kid, and then hang it in their bedroom.

[the unlucky platypus]

[quote1202840228=Rock it With I]
Haven't really planned that one yet. Gotta get it framed, which I am sure won't be cheap. It's not huge, but still, framing a picture the proper way = expensive.

Think I'll wait till I have a kid, and then hang it in their bedroom.

[/quote1202840228]

i'd say put it behind the tv that way when you're playing a game, you see that too.

[Rock it With I]

What I'd really like to do, is get me a little white blonde/blue eyed slizut, and recreate the image in real life. in my room. one player only.

[Jeanie]

How do you know she has blue eyes? !mistrust

[Admin]

I've never seen anyone with blonde eyes before

[The Wind]

The controller on the left has just been recently purchased, as of the time that picture was taken.

[Desensitized]

Blond haired/blue eyes?

Are they tall too?

Possibly the perfect human being?

[Rock it With I]

[quote1202874224=Jeanie]
How do you know she has blue eyes? !mistrust
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That's just every black mans fantasy, to get with a blonde haired/ blue eyed, white chick 🙂 But I guess it wouldn't matter anyways, her head would be covered by the TV as shown in the pic.

[quote1202874331=The Wind]
The controller on the left has just been recently purchased, as of the time that picture was taken.
[/quote1202874331]

That's fuckin hilarious. Good lookin out on that one. (you figured that one out because of the chord being non straight, like it was freshly un-strapped moments before the pic, right? nice!)

[Admin]

The controllers should be plugged into her titties.

[the unlucky platypus]

[quote1203050173=Amurray007]
The controllers should be plugged into her titties.
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haha yeah…or at least one up the butt! make sure all playas are hitting up all ports.

[Hunter Bones]

It's not even a well-composed photo.

Boo.

[Rock it With I]

[quote1203235119=Hunter Bones]
It's not even a well-composed photo.

Boo.
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Yeah. That's why I am glad to announce, I didn't pay for it. lol I found it compelling, but not worth the $25 it "cost".

Gather round children, it's story time….

Me and bunch of the friends took a bus called the "Booty Lounge" (u can find the general advertisement on myspace). It's an old school bus turned into a stripper bus. Dead serious. Has seats on one side, and then 2 striper poles on the other with full wall mirrors. It was pretty fuckin cool.

Anywho, a friend of a friend catered this night to us in order to enjoy erotic artwork. The bus cost us 5 bucks per person, that was it. And we had some bad ass hotties with us that got drunk and utilized those poles. 🙂

It took us to downtown Detroit and dropped us off at the Erotic Art Show. This is where the caper occurred. After walkin around, enjoying the natural to completely strange art, seeing all the different style of people- normal average joe's to gothic to extreme gothic, and getting drunk, we all went back onto the bus, and my buddy showed me the ashtray he stole from the bathroom. He then began to taunt me and say "What did you steal douche!" I said "Wait here BITCH"

I walked off the bus, went back into the Art Show, walked up to the booth this picture was sitting, grabbed it, walked around like I was interested in more pics for a second, and then walked right out the door and back on the bus.

Yeah, I showed that mothafucker!

🙂

I know, I am pimp. I stole. I'm black. Fuck you.

[Desensitized]

Well, then it was well worth it.

Great story, btw.

[madamadam]

Wow. Good job.

[Jeanie]

Are there windows in the bus? Or do they have them covered? A little privacy would be nice!

[The Wind]

Yes; the windows on the bus go up and down.

Up and down.

Up and down; the windows on the bus go up and down all through the town.

Ironically, the strippers on the bus ALSO go up and down.

[Rock it With I]

[quote1203399703=Jeanie]
Are there windows in the bus? Or do they have them covered? A little privacy would be nice!
[/quote1203399703]

All covered. Even the front entrance is blocked with a black curtain. Made it hard to figure out where we were until the bus stopped and we got out- but nobody seemed to mind that at all 🙂

[Hunter Bones]

[quote1203490373=The Wind]
Yes; the windows on the bus go up and down.

Up and down.

Up and down; the windows on the bus go up and down all through the town.

Ironically, the strippers on the bus ALSO go up and down.
[/quote1203490373]

Not so much ironic as it is coincidental…

[The Wind]

Shut the fuck up.

[madamadam]

Good comeback.

[Rock it With I]

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