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    • December 4, 2009 at 4:45 am #3324
      Frag Magnet
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      You know, when you don't notice the dumbass Walmart cashier forgets to remove the stupid thing.

      Required equipment:

      -Dremel tool with cutting bit set
      -EYE PROTECTION
      -You probably also don't want to be wearing your 'Sunday best'

      Procedure:

      Cut the top of the security cap completely off about 1/2 to 3/4 of an inch from the top. This will expose the top of the actual bottle cap. You will have to cut through two layers of plastic (with spacer "ribs" in between) in order to do this.

      Then cut down the sides of the outer layer of the security cap 180° apart, making sure to completely sever the bottom part of the ring.

      The cap will then fall totally apart.

      Remove pieces, dispose, and begin sipping whiskey.

    • April 13, 2010 at 2:22 am #25285
      Frag Magnet
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      Nobody has use for this?

      You people fucking suck.

    • April 13, 2010 at 4:57 pm #25288
      Surly
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      Walmart doesn't exist in UK and I certainly wouldn't buy my alcohol from there if it did.

    • April 16, 2010 at 12:55 am #25309
      The Wind
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      Walmart doesn't sell alcohol in the Canada.

    • July 15, 2010 at 10:42 pm #26418
      the unlucky platypus
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      Why not just take it back to Walmart with the receipt and ask for the cap to be removed?

      /I buy my liquor from places that don't have security caps on the liquor…and have buying more Belvedere lately than any other type of liquor.

    • July 15, 2010 at 10:42 pm #26423
      the unlucky platypus
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      [quote1279230153=Frag Magnet]
      Nobody has use for this?

      You people fucking suck.
      [/quote1279230153]

      Either that or we make sure the sale is actually completed when we're at the store.

    • August 1, 2010 at 3:42 am #26774
      Frag Magnet
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      [quote1280630256=the unlucky platypus]
      Why not just take it back to Walmart with the receipt and ask for the cap to be removed?

      /I buy my liquor from places that don't have security caps on the liquor…and have buying more Belvedere lately than any other type of liquor.
      [/quote1280630256]
      1. You can come back with a receipt and they won't do it because you could have gone and grabbed another bottle. (One time a cashier tried to get out of removing it because she didn't want to have to go to another register to get the special tool).

      2. When you live in [u]Less[/u]ville, LA Walmart is simply one of those necessary evils that you have to deal with in order to survive (much less restock the bar when you run dry after 8:00pm).

    • March 5, 2011 at 12:53 am #27635
      Admin
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      This is clearly useful as this is now listed number 1 on Google for “Removing the security cap from a liquor bottle”. 

    • March 5, 2011 at 4:03 am #27636
      The Wind
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      That’s hilarious!

    • March 6, 2011 at 8:07 pm #27637
      Frag Magnet
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      Also, Cliff Yablonski hates me.

      I am a legend.

    • March 7, 2011 at 9:49 pm #27642
      Admin
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      You are yes! Other random things crop up like… “fuck yeah gay couples”

    • December 31, 2012 at 2:17 pm #29207
      kettner3000
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      “Cliff Yablonski hates me”

      Damn, that’s OLD

    • January 1, 2013 at 7:21 pm #29216
      Samu
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      HAPPY NEW YEAR everybody!
      I’m now starting to recover from lazt night.

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