Met this girl

[Rock it With I]

It is true, what they say about "when you stop looking, you'll find someone". Or at least, the better interpretation to that for me is, "Things that you weren't trying to have happen, sometimes happen"

I met this girl the other day at the bar with some friends. She came along with one of my good buddies. She was sitting at the table all by herself at some point, so being the nice guy, I sat down and chit chatted with her. I wasn't at all trying to get with her, hit on her, etc.. just was making a new friend.

Well we hung out for the rest of the night and had a great time! I wasn't expecting it! She is really cool.

So a few days later, here we are, dating!

Prolly the best girl I have ever met. I haven't had a girlfriend in quite some time. I am extremely picky. But she fits the bill pretty well

This is how cool she is, I hate karaoke, but she loves it. I've gone to a few bars with her and she sings everytime. For some reason, I have no fear of getting up there and singing too. She's opening me up to new and fun things. It's awesome. She's awesome.

Think I am in love.

[Super Sonic]

Aww

[Surly]

It's nice to hear a positive story on these forums once in a while… 🙂

[The Wind]

That's great news… uh…

What's your name, by the way?

Anyways, I'm glad to hear it.

[Admin]

I think his name is Seth…

Seth, just don't get married bro, alright?!

[Desensitized]

He shouldn't get married, but at least he's happy.

[Rock it With I]

Yes, Seth.

And it's WAY too early for that married word 🙂

[madamadam]

Well done for finding such a perfect match.

She's probably crawling with STDs though…

[Hunter Bones]

Congrats dude… nice to hear that shit still happens.

[Rock it With I]

and she is comin over tonight to watch some Dexter.

They say Jesus has "risen" today, well I may "rise" as well tonight bitches! ;P

k, that was bad, prolly goin to hell for that one… lol

[the unlucky platypus]

[quote1206317179=Rock it With I]prolly goin to hell for that one[/quote1206317179]

why would anyone go to michigan?

[Admin]

Jesus died for your sins,so don't let that go to waste …screw her brains out.

[Rock it With I]

She just left, and this kid, says it all for me….

[Super Sonic]

Booyah indeed

[Jeanie]

Congrats, Seth! Wish some of your luck would rub off on me. I seriously need to get laid! 😀

[madamadam]

^^^ What she said… 🙁

[Punk Rock Karl]

Agreed. As long as she doesn't want me to call her in the morning. Congrats dude!

[Super Sonic]

I'd love a fuck too. This calls for a board orgy

[the unlucky platypus]

[quote1206415994=Punk Rock Karl]
As long as she doesn't want me to call her in the morning.
[/quote1206415994]

that was charlie sheen's reason for getting prostitutes. essentially paying them not to call.

[Rock it With I]

[quote1206426418=Jeanie]
Congrats, Seth! Wish some of your luck would rub off on me. I seriously need to get laid! 😀
[/quote1206426418]

I shall be over in a few!

[quote1206426447=madamadam]
^^^ What she said… 🙁
[/quote1206426447]

Sloppy seconds?

🙂

[Desensitized]

Careful, he bites.

[Samu]

[quote1206442685=Desensitized]
Careful, he bites.
[/quote1206442685]
Not now, but maybe in a few days. HAHA.

Ok, this was really, really bad.

[Admin]

[quote1206488166=Super Sonic]
I'd love a fuck too. This calls for a board orgy
[/quote1206488166]

You going to arrange this, I might be able to fit it in over the next week or two.

Enough joking, congrats man. Needed a happy story right now, nothings going right tonight, burnt my finger, broke a website etc etc… 🙂

[The Wind]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Rock it With I]

HAH. yeah right… I wouldn't dare share the pics we did take 😉

At least not unless she turns into my ex….. hopefully not though. I really really like this one.

[Jeanie]

[quote1206680277=Rock it With I]
[quote1206426418=Jeanie]
Congrats, Seth! Wish some of your luck would rub off on me. I seriously need to get laid! 😀
[/quote1206426418]

I shall be over in a few!
[/quote1206680277]

As long as you have your own ride to and from the airport, you are welcome!

[Desensitized]

This is getting good.

[Rock it With I]

[quote1206686427=Jeanie]
[quote1206680277=Rock it With I]
[quote1206426418=Jeanie]
Congrats, Seth! Wish some of your luck would rub off on me. I seriously need to get laid! 😀
[/quote1206426418]

I shall be over in a few!
[/quote1206680277]

As long as you have your own ride to and from the airport, you are welcome!
[/quote1206686427]

So… what you are saying is, I pay money to fly out there, pay money to drive to you, pay money to take you out, pay money to get back home, and you'll be down for some nookie in the middle there somewhere? That's a pretty expensive prostitute!

I am IN!

[Punk Rock Karl]

You never know, it might be worth it!

[Admin]

Jeanie is NOT a prostitute!…she's a [i]tutor.[/i] 😉

[Rock it With I]

[quote1206742368=Amurray007]
Jeanie is NOT a prostitute!…she's a [i]tutor.[/i] 😉
[/quote1206742368]

Does that means she farts?!

[Admin]

I guess it depends how you look at it.

[the unlucky platypus]

[quote1206762520=Amurray007]
I guess it depends how you look at it.
[/quote1206762520]

butt burps?

[madamadam]

This thread just gets more and more wow.

[Rock it With I]

no. that's [link=http://reelbigfish.info/forum-t6936.html]here[/link]

[Desensitized]

It all ends up coming from the same spot.

[Jeanie]

[quote1206993584=Amurray007]
Jeanie is NOT a prostitute!…she's a [i]tutor.[/i] 😉
[/quote1206993584]

Exactly! Thanks for keeping my cover Amy! !lol

[Reel Big Chris]

uhh, board orgy? i'm already nekkid…

[Desensitized]

We need Dan and Drew.

[Super Sonic]

I was just thinking I miss Drew

[Rock it With I]

Wonderful. Fucking wonderful…

Why are girls so fuckin ridiculous?!?

Everything, going GREAT. Enjoying the shit out of this girl, havin lots of fun, talking, taking things slow, etc… and all of a sudden, today I get the "I don't think I am ready for a relationship" line…

I swear to god, if this one drops me, I am goin buck wild. Im gonna go to the bars, and hit on every girl there, sleep with every girl possible, treat them like shit as much as possible, because for 27 years now, doing the opposite, just ain't fuckin workin.

[Super Sonic]

Whoa, slow it down there big guy. If a girl ain't ready, she ain't ready. Would you wanna be pushed into a relationship? I don't think so. Just listen to her, back off a bit and maybe it'll turn out greater than you imagined.

[Rock it With I]

Well, no trust me, I'm not being a forceful dick towards her. It's just one of those things that we have been in fact doing things right and slow. And just out of nowhere she says this.

But we've have been talkin through email all day (cuz she is at work), and I am trying to remain open and honest with her and my feelings. I'm puttin up a fight!

I shall not go silently into the night!

I've just had a lot of girlfriends in my lifetime, and none ever work out.. and I am getting exhausted..

[Punk Rock Karl]

Me too. I'm done. Eat, sleep, fuck, and flea.

[Admin]

She's done with you. Sorry to break the news.

[Reel Big Chris]

just make yourself happy… good things will happen then.

[The Wind]

[quote1207964835=Punk Rock Karl]
Me too. I'm done. Eat, sleep, fuck, and flea.
[/quote1207964835]
That's how your dates go?
You fall asleep first?

[Desensitized]

Isn't it usually the other way around?

[the unlucky platypus]

put it in her butt.

[madamadam]

There's only one thing you can do now:

Date rape.

[Punk Rock Karl]

[quote1208021848=Desensitized]
Isn't it usually the other way around?
[/quote1208021848]

Eat and sleep. Then wake up, fuck and flea. I dunno, I stole it from I song. I'm lame, I know

[Punk Rock Karl]

[quote1208022171=Reel Big Chris]
just make yourself happy… good things will happen then.
[/quote1208022171]

I second that

[Rock it With I]

Well, it's officially done.

In a way, I am glad it happened now rather than 5 years later.. but the problem I am having with it this time is, I really tried to make sure I held a good balance. I wasn't too overpowering, I wasn't too distant.. I was honest about everything.

Hope is a shitty thing. It makes you feel glorious one moment, and then completely pointless the next.

[Desensitized]

I'm sorry man, I know the feeling.

[madamadam]

Hope is shitty, but it motivates you.

Optimism keeps you happy, sitting around doing fuck all.

For now I'm feeling fatalistic and optimistic, which is quite pessimistic.

[Super Sonic]

I still think women are brilliant. I joined a mixed martial arts class today and the instructor is hot and she's my age. Let's say I'll be attending every class. She can beat the shit out of me whenever she likes.

[Punk Rock Karl]

Sounds like that would be a lot of fun!

[Super Sonic]

And I've just found out she's single! Think there'll be a lot of "Sorry, can you show me that move in the mount position again" 🙂

[Desensitized]

Sounds like fun!

[The Wind]

Now Dave, if she slaps you after you say that, chances are she's not trying to teach you martial arts.

[madamadam]

So she's into martial arts right?

Maybe she's into other eastern trends. Like bukkake.

[Jeanie]

[quote1208460197=madamadam]
So she's into martial arts right?

Maybe she's into other eastern trends. Like bukkake.
[/quote1208460197]

One of my favorite new words! !lol

But seriously, I am also unfortunately perpetually single, but I don't let that bum me out too much. I just do the things I enjoy, whether anyone wants to do them with me or not. It does get a little depressing going to parties and other events with all couples, though!

[Rock it With I]

One day you and I will just get hitched.

[Super Sonic]

[quote1208470169=The Wind]
Now Dave, if she slaps you after you say that, chances are she's not trying to teach you martial arts.
[/quote1208470169]

She can slap me whenever she likes. Martial arts or no

[Jeanie]

[quote1208663365=Rock it With I]
One day you and I will just get hitched.

[/quote1208663365]

Whenever you're ready to move to SoCal, let me know! From what I've heard it's much nicer than Detroit! !lol

[Rock it With I]

[quote1208674082=Jeanie]
[quote1208663365=Rock it With I]
One day you and I will just get hitched.

[/quote1208663365]

Whenever you're ready to move to SoCal, let me know! From what I've heard it's much nicer than Detroit! !lol
[/quote1208674082]

Where'd ya hear that?!….

Oh, wait.. yeah…. yer right..

[Jeanie]

lol !lol

[Rock it With I]

Oh yes, the "Comeback Tour"….

This past week, she has started to text me more and more, tryin to get me to come hang out with her at bars, and parties, etc…

She told me she fell back to her ex the day we broke up, and the next week, he fucked her over again! hah..

I haven't broken yet. Every time she has asked me if I am goin somewhere she is gonna be, I respond with a slightly pricky message like, "yeah, prolly not." or "Why?"

Generally speaking, I usually become good friends with all my ex girlfriends, but with this one, I am nervous to befriend her so.. we just weren't dating long enough to be able to enjoy a night as "just friends".

In the same breath, we didn't date long enough to really not become friends instead..

Fuckin relationships… always a big fuckin headache.

Wish I could just get married to a girl who keeps her mouth shut enough to not drive me crazy, fucks me at least 3 to 4 times a week, and flat out just co-exists with me. (and of course is hot too)

[The Wind]

tru

[Super Sonic]

I got played tonight too. Women are bitches.

I still fuckin' love women though

[Admin]

Just remindin' you guys, don't get married….don't do it. Have a ceremony, wear a commitment ring, just don't sign that fucking peice of paper that says "marriage license". It'll ruin your life!

[the unlucky platypus]

[Rock it With I]

Great, just another fuckin song to antagonize women to make up BS reasons to fight with their man…. That song is worse than that fuckin "I dug my key into the side of his 4 wheel drive…" song…. (fuckin Carrie underwood..)

Fuck that shit!

[Punk Rock Karl]

[quote1209432436=Rock it With I]

She told me she fell back to her ex the day we broke up, and the next week, he fucked her over again! hah..

[/quote1209432436]

Wow, the same thing happened to me with the chick that dumped me over MySpace!!!! Excatly. Oh well, at least they got what they deserved!

[Desensitized]

[quote1209443323=Punk Rock Karl]Oh well, at least they got what they deserved![/quote1209443323]

[madamadam]

😀

[Jeanie]

Good for you Seth sticking to your guns. Amy, I know you had an awful experience so I understand what you're saying. But, I'm not willing to give up on the marriage dream quite yet. Now I just need to find time to meet a man!

[Rock it With I]

All joking aside, if I lived in Cali, we'd all be hangin out.

Tonight is the semi finals of a karaoke competition she got me to try out for when we were dating. I made it in and was all excited about winning, but now I may not even go. For two reasons really.

1. She will be there and I really dont think I wanna hang out with her

2. This round is based on crowd participation and crowd votes. So, if I can't get al LEAST 5 of my personal friends to go, I see no point…

Sucks too, it's for a free trip to Vegas. And I wont lie, I would LOVE to beat her and win it and go WITHOUT her lol

[Super Sonic]

Fuck that, I'd endure a night with anyone for a chance to win a trip to Vegas! Go for it, its not like you have to speak to her.

[Rock it With I]

True.

I'll prolly go, and rock the shit out of New York New York 🙂

[Jeanie]

Absolutely go! Don't let her ruin your chance to win. Vegas rocks! Good luck, let us know how it goes!

[Rock it With I]

Hah.. well, I went and sang my heart out! Instead of NY NY, I changed it at the last minute and sang Twist and Shout – Beatles.

I figured it was based on vocals + crowd participation + costume, so that song would be a better "active song" .

So I wore a suit jacket over a shitty white button down t-shirt, and had my Beatles tie on and then a top hat and I rolled my pant legs up above my knees. I ran all around the room, danced with everyone, got them to sing back ups, missed a whole line in the song, and STILL won!

So now I am in the Finals next week where one person will be picked.

I have NO idea what song I should do next….

I got Bloodhound Gang- Bad Touch as a possible. Can do the dance, but its kind of a mono tone song…

I can do Black Betty – Ram Jam. That one would be fun

I can maybe attempt I'd do anything for love – Meatloaf. Just dont know the words yet and would have to listen to it alot and maybe have hard times hitting notes..

Sweet Caroline- Neil Diamond is always a crowd getter

Lump – PUSA would just be funny (to those who know it..)

Buddy Holly- Weezer is one I know by heart and could do very easily.

or, Pump up the Jam- Technotronic. Would also be a fun one, but would have to sharpen up on the words.

I have a week. What do ya all think?

[Desensitized]

Buddy Holly for the breakdown.

BANANANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..

[madamadam]

Black Betty would be pretty awesome.

[The Wind]

I'd be in for PUSA because I love them, but for a contest, I'd go with Meatloaf or Neil Diamond.

[Rock it With I]

I slept on it, and imagined the best crowd starter, and I think it's a choice between Neil Diamond and Black Betty.

[Admin]

Vanilla Ice!!!

[Jeanie]

Congrats! When are the finals? Let us know so we can root for you and send you good luck telepathically! !lol

[Rock it With I]

May 7th 🙂 next weds

[Punk Rock Karl]

Congrats dude! David Lee Roth's "Just A Gigalo" and Big Bad Voodoo Daddies "You, And Me, And The Bottle Makes 3" have always worked but for your choices I would go with Sweet Caroline. Best of luck!

[Rock it With I]

The suggestion has been made by a friend of mine, to rick roll the bar for my Finals song 🙂

I'm actually thinkin I should! hah

Now, what to wear………..?

Has to be completely hilarious!

[Desensitized]

The 'Hobo Mod' look, of course.

[The Wind]

Dress like Mick Jagger from the Dancing in the Streets video.

[Admin]

Definitely tight spandex pants.

[Rock it With I]

Spandex has been my top idea for awhile now.. only problem, I'd rather not go and buy spandex… Spandex shopping just sounds embarrassing 😛

[Super Sonic]

I think my martial arts instructor is actually into me. How do I approach this?

[Admin]

Ask her if she wants to hang out sometime…maybe grab a bite to eat. Don't say "date". You'll just jinx the idea.

[Desensitized]

Ask her to suck your cock.

[Admin]

Well now, you could do that too. That way you don't have to waste any money on food.

[Rock it With I]

Well, I came in 2nd place. I dressed up like a superhero and looked reeeeediculous!!

The ex won the trip to Vegas. And I am humble enough to know two things.

1. The contest was slightly rigged.

and then 2. it was rigged because she was the catalyst to involving everyone to come and join the contest. It went for 10 weeks straight and she was the only one who came every week to participate in the contest.

So, I feel, my last hurrah was the best of all, but she actually deserved it more for dedication.

Oh well, I had a LOT of fun!

[Jeanie]

Bummer! At least you had fun!

[Rock it With I]

Oh and did i mention she is all over my nuts again? She wants me back…

[Samu]

If life were a Hollywood movie, she would ask you to go with her to Vegas.

Or did it actually happen?

[Rock it With I]

She actually instantly offered me to pay for half my ticket out there if I go with her.

I responded with:

"We'll see"

She said,

"sorry, I already promised April I'd take her"

and I responded with:

"Well, actually, we promised each other like 4 weeks ago that we'd take one another if either of us won. But oh yeah, you broke up with me."

She put on her sad face like to say "damn you"

true story

[Rock it With I]

** for some reason that double posted..****

[Desensitized]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[madamadam]

Please tell me this conversation preceeded a turkey slap.

[Jeanie]

It might be fun to go, then hook up with another chick in front of her. Plenty of chicks to make out with in Vegas!

[Rock it With I]

Howz about you go, meet up with us and you be the one to make out with me in front of her 🙂

awesome

[madamadam]

Please, PLEASE do that.

This is getting unbearable…

[Super Sonic]

Amen to that

[Rock it With I]

yer just jealous of our online affair

[madamadam]

If "jealous of…" is a synonym for "reminded of the awkwardness of preteen flirting by…", then yes. Yes we are.

[Admin]

I'm just glad it's not my fault, this time around 😀

[madamadam]

But if you wanted it to be your fault, we could meet up so you could spank my cock silly… 😉

[Rock it With I]

YES! a double date bitches! hah

[Admin]

No, I'd feel like a child molestor, and that picture of the kitten on your sig enforces that feeling, haha! I could read you a story though…or make you some chocolate milk 😛

[madamadam]

You suck at kinky flirting.

[Admin]

I know. I lost my touch but I can set you up with one of my "special" friends.

[madamadam]

That's ok, I still have some dignity.

Ah fuck it, who am I kidding?

[Jeanie]

[quote1210889329=madamadam]
If "jealous of…" is a synonym for "reminded of the awkwardness of preteen flirting by…", then yes. Yes we are.
[/quote1210889329]

In my experience, "awkward" preteen flirting becomes "I'm too cool to flirt" teenage flirting, which leads to "I'm a confident sexual being" adult flirting. I love flirting!

Speaking of which, when's the Vegas trip? !lol

Seriously, though, I think you ought to do that. I'm sure that would piss her off. Plus, you may get the added bonus of seeing a chick fight! Good Times!

[Punk Rock Karl]

Sorry you didn't win. Which superhero? Sorry if it was posted and I missed it. Just got back from vaca and am way behind and trying to catch up. Congrats on the 2nd place finish!

[Desensitized]

I like your sig.

[madamadam]

Superhero?

[Rock it With I]

Hah. I made up my own superhero. Called me-self Lightning Man. In all reality, it was pretty damn gay, but fucking funny none the less.

Jeanie- You really are convincing me I should go (mainly so i can convince u to go and you can kick her ass! ;)) But in all truths, monetarily speaking, Vegas would be a BAD idea for me 🙁

[Admin]

I am so confused right now.

[Super Sonic]

Not if you won big

[Jeanie]

Yeah, that's the only problem with Vegas. It costs too much. I can't pry myself away from the craps table. That's why I go with a specific amount of money to lose. But it's a ton of fun anyway! Seth, have you been to Vegas before?

[Admin]

What do you think about the drive there, Jeanie?

It was pointed out to me when I last went, the cafe near the highway in Yermo is where they filmed parts of Sell Out. Too bad it's all shut down and abandoned. 🙁

[Jeanie]

Hate it! I don't drive there anymore. That drive is nasty! JetBlue out of Long Beach airport is the only way I get to Vegas now. With the price of gas, it's not even that much more expensive.

[Rock it With I]

Storytime kids. Grab a drink, find a comfy spot and gather around the fire. It's gonna be a good one

So on my myspace I posted a status of how women suck yadda yadda yadda… a random rant.

My ex messages me saying, is this about me?

the story then continues with facts:

[b]Me: [/b]

Well, you are the one that still blows my mind on the "why?!?" But yeah, pretty much every girl I have talked to and attempted to build something with in the past 2 years, have been nothing but letdowns.

[b]Her:[/b]

I'm really sorry, Seth. Maybe I'm retarded, and maybe I'll kick myself for it later, but I feel like I did the right thing..

[b]Me:[/b]

Not that I am trying to beg for you back, I've come to terms with us not being together, but what the hell happened? what went wrong? it felt like it was a really good thing…

[b]Her:[/b]

If you were dating a Jewish girl, and she told you there was no future there because you don't have common beliefs, you would probably be more understanding, right?
I was raised in a family where divorce was a result of unequal morals/religious beliefs. I've been fed religion my whole life, and at the age where I could make my own decisions on the beliefs I wanted to adopt, I chose to follow Christ. It's not simply a belief, it's a daily struggle for me to make decisions to follow Christ. I need my significant other to understand my struggles and to be there as a source of accountability and support. I never want my kids to ask me the question "Mommy, why isn't Daddy going to church with us?" I know it's a lot to have on my mind so early in a relationship, but I have always felt that if I didn't see a future with someone, I shouldn't be casually dating them.
Does that make sense?

[b]Me:[/b]

Well, never once did I show any signs of not being interested in sharing and learning the same beliefs… Once again, I asked you if I could go to church with you on Easter, which you cordially ignored until 2 or 3 weeks after you broke up with me.

People do have the ability to change their lifestyles for the right reason. (Example: my Aunt married a Jewish man and converted and is happily raising a family with him for over 20 years now.)

But whatever, I'm done. I'm glad to finally know that my true vision of a "devote Christian", is represented by "you" cause now I am even more confused.

I always thought that most religions (especially Baptist/Christian), are willing and capable of accepting and welcoming when someone shows interest.

I think you're using your "religious" life, as an excuse towards me for faulting at your own personal happiness.

[b]Her:[/b]

I was more than ready to accept you coming to church with me. I didn't push the issue because I was afraid you would think I was pushing my beliefs on you. And when I asked if you could come, your answer was "Well, I do have to work…" and when I asked you if you could go in late, you said "if I went, I don't think there's much they could say about it." And that was it, you never brought it up again.

It's something I can't ask you to understand. You may never understand it, and for that I'm sorry.

[b]Me:[/b]

No, you weren't. You showed no signs of interest that I was interested, you just ignored it.

I said that I could ask to come in later that day to work. In which I did ask and was told it was ok for me to come in a bit later so I could go.

And I know I told you they were ok with it. But yet, you never invited me to go.

I said "there's not much they can say.." because I meant, work never says no to someone who involves wanting to go to church instead of work.

My true belief that I have held since the morning you broke up with me, is that you broke up with me because you wanted to remain in your promiscuous lifestyle, rather than be treated with respect for the person you are (or so I saw)…

How can an addiction to a sinful lifestyle, coincide with such a "devote life"? Apparently that is being Christian, eh?

But, you're right, i don't understand.

I wish you the best. Bye

[b]Her:[/b]

How dare you?!

You don't know the first thing about me and the decisions I've made.

I am appalled. Goodbye.

The end.

Hundred bucks says next week she'll be all over my nuts again.. Cuz that's what women like right? an asshole that treats them like shit, right?

LOL

Needless to say, she makes religious people sound like retards. (and I am sorry to anyone here that is strongly religious, but it's a free will world we live in and I can say and think how i want, and I respect others choices [b]fully[/b]) But when she says, "[i]I need my significant other to understand my struggles and to be there as a source of accountability and support.[/i]".. What other struggles do you have other than the normal daily life struggles, like: How to make money to afford basic necessities, how to enjoy the day, how to spend your money, who to interact with, what people make you happy, who to ignore, who to love, who to hate, etc.. does Jesus talk to these people? am I missing something? I've never heard his fucking voice…

My idea on what her struggles are, is what guy should she fuck tonight?

ugh, FUCK HER.

[The Wind]

Dumb broad. Way to blame stupid on the cross.

[Desensitized]

"If you were dating a Jewish girl, and she told you there was no future there because you don't have common beliefs, you would probably be more understanding, right?"

No. No I wouldn't.

If you want to be with someone, you want to be with someone. Dragging religion, politics or whatever, into it is moronic. That said I'm not sure she was being 100% truthful but if she was, then fuck her.

[Rock it With I]

glad we see eye to eye on that one guys.

[Punk Rock Karl]

I've been told some lines before but damn, that takes the cake!

[Jeanie]

Well, as much as it sounds like you like her, I think you made the right decision. I don't want to judge her,since I don't know her, but it sounds like, despite your best efforts, she kept shutting you down. You are better off!

[Admin]

Srsly, be glad you got out of that one. She's already talking about shit like that, so early in a relationship…taking the kids to church, daddy's not coming, etc. Weren't you guys dating for like a month?

Karl's right. That one definitely takes the prize. Funny shit.

[Rock it With I]

🙂

[the unlucky platypus]

[quote1211518743=Rock it With I]I chose to follow Christ.[/quote1211518743]

you're much better off without. she's obviously a nutjob.

[madamadam]

The fact that this conversation had to take place on myspace kinda speaks for itself…

[Rock it With I]

The fact that she broke up with me through text messages, said it all.

[Admin]

Well, get over it boy! Jeanie's out here waiting for you to move. Better hurry up before Juan snags her. 🙂

[Rock it With I]

I was there last night. We had a grrrrrrrrrREAT time!!

[Jeanie]

You were where last night? If you were around these parts and didn't give me the heads up, you're in big trouble Mister. Amy's right, I might just answer the phone now when Juan calls. !lol (Although he did go 0-3 last night. Boo!)

[Admin]

Just make him work it off 😉

[Rock it With I]

[quote1211902929=Jeanie]
You were where last night?
[/quote1211902929]

I snuck into your house. You must sleep like a ROCK! Cuz I wasn't gentle.

[Desensitized]

Holy fucking shit, man.

[madamadam]

That was my house.

I have the scars to prove it.

[The Wind]

And now so do I…

[madamadam]

That's 2 wrong houses now…

You have a worse sense of direction than an emo.

[Admin]

That can only mean one of a few things…he likes the cornhole.

[Admin]

!dodge

[The Wind]

My scars are more emotional.

[Desensitized]

Scars sink deep.

[Rock it With I]

[quote1211952795=Amurray007]
That can only mean one of a few things…he likes the cornhole.
[/quote1211952795]

That's a typical black man stereotype!

But a true one at that.

🙂

[Jeanie]

[quote1212007385=Rock it With I]
[quote1211902929=Jeanie]
You were where last night?
[/quote1211902929]

I snuck into your house. You must sleep like a ROCK! Cuz I wasn't gentle.
[/quote1212007385]

If you were there Sunday night, no wonder I don't remember. I was still in Mammoth!
It must have been Adam, but that begs the question. Adam, why were you in my house? 😕

P.S. I'm probably jinxing tonight's game by talking smack, but how did you like those walk-off Angel wins against the Tigers the last two nights? !lol

[Rock it With I]

Shut it.

I was watching the game here and there last night, thinkin 'how great would it be if I got to brag about Jeanie's precious Angels losing!'

and then we lost instead..

[Admin]

That's what happens when you sneak in Jeanie's house and have sex with Adam.

[Author]

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