Happy Birthday… madamadam

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    • October 6, 2009 at 9:55 am #3289
      Admin
      Keymaster

      Have a good'un. :)

    • October 6, 2009 at 11:35 am #23934
      Surly
      Member

      Happy Birthday Adam.

    • October 6, 2009 at 11:48 am #23935
      The Wind
      Member

      Stop it with these already.

    • October 6, 2009 at 3:33 pm #23936
      madamadam
      Member

      Cheers guys.

      Trev's just jealous that he doesn't have a birthday.

    • October 6, 2009 at 3:59 pm #23937
      LyinAss Bitch
      Member

      He's a witness, lol.

      Happy day Adam. If you lived closer to me, I'd give you a white dove…..it flew in my house 4 days ago and refuses to leave.

    • October 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm #23939
      Sonic Libido
      Member

      oh, phew, I thought a "White Dove" was a sexy code word.

    • October 6, 2009 at 4:08 pm #23940
      LyinAss Bitch
      Member

      Like a hot Carl?

    • October 6, 2009 at 11:42 pm #23943
      Desensitized
      Member

      Everyone's birthday seems to be at the same time.

      Enjoy a nice Glass Bottom Boat, Adam.

    • October 7, 2009 at 4:58 am #23949
      madamadam
      Member

      Glass Bottom Boat? Is that what you call a wank? Cos I already went there.

    • October 7, 2009 at 8:28 am #23938
      Desensitized
      Member

      [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glass+Bottom+Boat]This[/url]

      [quote]1. glass bottom boat

      A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

      Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect – or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.

      [i]Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some ]glass bottom boat] action.[/i] [/quote]Seems like fun.

    • October 7, 2009 at 11:25 am #23953
      The Wind
      Member

      Why do people like that kind of stuff?

    • October 7, 2009 at 11:19 pm #23952
      Super Sonic
      Member

      Happy Birthday Adam, ya legend.

    • October 8, 2009 at 1:42 am #23954
      Blanch
      Member

      Happy birthday!

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