Fuck me!

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    • #3203
      ReelBigCohen
      Member

      Hemroids are such a bitch! How the hell am I suppose to skank now?!?!?

    • #22466
      Sonic Libido
      Member

      STANDING UP! YOU LAZY BASTARD!

    • #22469
      Samu
      Member

      Wait.
      You got hemorroids AND you ask people to fuck you?
      That's insane.

      (sorry for the joke… I couldn't help it. I'm sorry for you man, many many years ago I had a month when I just, well, shitted blood. No hemorroids in that case but still it was gross and made me feel like shit)

    • #22467

      2 things; Preperation H and witch hazel pads when you wipe yer ass. 😉

    • #22470

      bummer. don't be walking/standing around too much.

    • #22480

      Chair skanking.

    • #22484
      madamadam
      Member

      Stick some cotton wool up your arse.

    • #22471
      ReelBigCohen
      Member

      good news. its gone

    • #22485
      ReelBigCohen
      Member

      good news. its gone

    • #22486
      ReelBigCohen
      Member

      good news. its gone

    • #22489
      The Wind
      Member

      I'm happy for you, but once would have been enough.

    • #22497
      Desensitized
      Member

      I thought it came back two times.

    • #22506
      madamadam
      Member

      Infinirrhoid.

    • #22503
      ReelBigCohen
      Member

      damnit I didnt even notice

    • #22549

      damnit i didn't even notice.

    • #22546
      ReelBigCohen
      Member

      i still have my whole tube of preparation H.

    • #22237
      Jeanie
      Member

      Keep it. They will probably come back!

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