Bonjour tout le monde!

[Je suis David]

Salut! Je m'appelle David! C'est un véritable plaisir de vous rencontrer ici!

J'espere qu'on va bien s'amuser et qu vous n'allez pas me reprocher car je ne veut qu'etre votre ami!

Salutations!

[Jeanie]

Is that you, Chris??? !lol

[The Wind]

Nice try, Dave! Maybe you should use a different name from your REAL one next time!

[Super Sonic]

Haha, unfortunately I can promise you this isn't me. Alternative accounts aren't my style. Far too much hassle.

[madamadam]

Salut David! Tu es trop mignon! 😀

[Admin]

Hmmm… 😛

[Admin]

It's gotta be Chris.

[Je suis David]

I am very sorry but I do not have good english!
I am hoping there are people here who talk french also?
If not is not many problem. I can try english!
I should study for my school work then speaking with you can help! I will try to change what I earlier said in english:

Hello! I am called David! It makes me true pleasure to meet you here!
I hope we will have fun well and you do not dislike me because I want to be friends!
Greetings!

[Desensitized]

Well, nice to see a new face, anyway.

[Rock it With I]

I bet it is that cheddar guy you all talked about. You resurrected him when you bumped those topics!!! hah!

[Admin]

He's not smart enough to do that.

[The Wind]

I really hope that you are legit, Dave.
If you aren't, I'm going to kick your ass, whoever you actually are.

[Super Sonic]

Plus he hates us, he wouldn't be so nice.

Unless he truly did snap, and actually believes he's called David and is french.

[Jeanie]

OK. I'll bite. Hi Dave. I hope we can help you practice your English! How did you hear Reel Big Fish? Are they popular in France?

[Super Sonic]

He's definitely an alt.

[the unlucky platypus]

je parle un tres tres tres petite peu.

[Samu]

NICQUE TA MERE!!!

[madamadam]

I'm still not sure he's legit, but what the hey:
Moi, j'habit en Belgique, alors chuis pas mauvais en francais…

Bienvenue!

[Super Sonic]

Of course he's not legit! A real frenchman wouldn't make such a big deal about the fact they were french. They certainly wouldn't have an Eiffel Tower avatar.

[Admin]

I always thought Dave ( Offit Dave, Super Sonic, etc.) was french…I dunno why.

[Desensitized]

I'm leaning towards Chris if it's not really a newbie.

[Reel Big Chris]

sorry guys, it's not me. 🙁

and i'm actually not lying about it this time. 😀

[Desensitized]

I'm holding you to that! :p

[Jeanie]

Really, not Chris, huh? Well then David, you need to prove yourself.

[Super Sonic]

Could be Adam. He lives in a French speaking country

[madamadam]

Funny you should say that:
[quote1211310962=madamadam]
Moi, j'habit en Belgique, alors chuis pas mauvais en francais…
[/quote1211310962]
= I live in Belgium so I'm not bad at french… 😀

But it's definitely someone who speaks french, at least as a second language – I mean the language is too correctly put together to be google or babelfish…

[Surly]

It's probably Cheddar.

[madamadam]

I don't think so, besides – can't you tell if it's an alt from their ip or something, Admin?
Don't tell us though! I wanna figure this out for myself…

[Je suis David]

I am not Chris, Adam or Dave. Actually I am Dave! Or well David!

[quote1211318526=Jeanie]
OK. I'll bite. Hi Dave. I hope we can help you practice your English! How did you hear Reel Big Fish? Are they popular in France?
[/quote1211318526]
I have listened Reel Big Fish with thanks to my buddy Craig who is come from California – I do not suppose that you know him however! It is the first ska band that I have the album of (Turn The Radio Off because my friend says it is the better album), and now I am incapable of hearing other albums!
I hope you can understand what I have written!

[Je suis David]

Also I am sorry that my introduction appears very strange to you. I assure to you that I am not a conservatist frenchman, I am simply costumed/accostumed (help!) to international french forums with many different nations (France, Belgium, Canada, Marocco, Nigeria etcetera) where we make clear our origins! The Eiffel tower is there because I think her to be beautiful ever since I first visit Paris.
I also have realised that it was maybe silly to try writing in french to start! Sorry!

[The Wind]

This is fun.

[Admin]

[quote1211337998=The Wind]
This is funny.
[/quote1211337998]

Fixed.

[Desensitized]

If it is, he'll blow the joke about 5 years too late and spill the beans when no one really remembers the user in the first place.

That's how it works around here.

[Jeanie]

I believe him. Welcome David! Why are you incapable of hearing other albums? Get on the internet and check them out! Especially "Why Do They Rock So Hard". Probably their best!

[Samu]

Hi David, I'm sorry I said that thing about your mother. That's the only french profanity I know, and besides I thought you were Chris too.

Anyway, welcome on board! Where are you from, exactly?

[madamadam]

Just for reference David: Accoutum̩ = accustomed Рbut we tend to say "used to" in English Рc'est plus familier.
So you're [b]used to[/b] international french forums. 🙂

[Admin]

Are you guys serious?

[Desensitized]

[quote1211397501=Samu]
Hi David, I'm sorry I said that thing about your mother.
[/quote1211397501]There are no words to describe how hard I laughed.

[Punk Rock Karl]

I know me too!!!!! Anyway Hi David. French Fries!!!

[the unlucky platypus]

tout le monde fait la poisson. oui oui oui.

/lifted from JS.

[The Wind]

JS. Wicked.

[madamadam]

JS?

[The Wind]

JS.

[Desensitized]

The funny little frenchman.

[The Wind]

Quebec Frenchman.

[Desensitized]

But don't let that taint your perception of him.

[Jeanie]

I don't get it. What the hell happened to David? !lol

[Desensitized]

The same thing that happened to all the other people who came here? They come for a couple of days, then disappear for a few months.

That reminds me, Joe said he'd be here but he's too lazy. Typical.

[madamadam]

I'm still no closer to understanding what the fuck JS stands for…

[Desensitized]

You should have asked him.

[madamadam]

I thought I did.

[The Wind]

I don't remember.
Or I just never knew.

[the unlucky platypus]

i know what js stands for.

[Jeanie]

Enlighten us, please!

[Reel Big Chris]

[quote1212065072=madamadam]
I'm still no closer to understanding what the fuck JS stands for…
[/quote1212065072]

it's old. well before your time. well before a lot of the board member's time.

[madamadam]

Oh man, it's SDM all over again…

[Admin]

SDM SDM SDM! Man, she did not like you, Adam.

[Desensitized]

To be fair, no one really liked Adam at first. Didn't Chris repeatedly tell him to DIAF?

[madamadam]

I have no clue what that means, so probably.

[the unlucky platypus]

[quote1212093436=madamadam]
Oh man, it's SDM all over again…
[/quote1212093436]

sonic death monkey

[Desensitized]

Die in a fire.

[Author]

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