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    • #2529
      Desensitized
      Member

      OH NO!

      Fresh Prince wrote:
      I was walking back from a final I just had and my usual path takes me by Burger King and through an elementary school. Well, I got a few burgers from BK and headed my regular way. I was walking through the school when I noticed about 10-15 kids heading towards me. They looked about 10 or 11, so I can only assume it's 5th graders.

      I just kept walking but was quickly surrounded by the little fuckers. I asked what they wanted and they said the BK. It was all boys. I told them to get lost and kept walking but they quickly got in my way. One kid started kicking me while another spit on me. I wish I was making this up, but the only thing I could think to do was to push the kid who kicked me as hard as I could.

      He fell into two more kids and they all went down. The kid who spit on me threw a (weak) punch and I blocked it and pushed him to the ground too. After that, mayhem broke loose and the rest of the kids descended upon me. I kept up my regular stance of pushing the fuckers as hard as I could, but I did have to kick one of them to the ground while I was pushing.

      As soon as I had a clear shot I ran my ass off towards my house with about four or five kids in (slow) pursuit.

      I could have got more, but I'd rather not hurt any of them, but I did manage to "beat up" at least eight or nine 5th graders, thus solving, at least for me, the question of "How many 5th graders could you take on at a time?"

    • #11400
      Jeanie
      Member

      I think Adam could take at least one! !lol

    • #11419
      madamadam
      Member

      What does that have to do with me?

      I suck at fighting though, but I do hate little 'gangster' brats with a passion so it could really go either way…

      This story reminds me of a time a few years ago where some moroccan kids tried to beat up my mate to steal our football which he'd gone to collect, having fucked up a shot. Their problem was that this particular guy was the strongest guy in my class because he's been doing weights and basketball since a very early age (I still don't do any stuff like that), making him a seriously rapid tank-man. Plus they were 5 or 6 kids all aged about 10-12 and me and my mate were about 15 or 16 at the time. He kicked the shit out of them all at the same time until they ran off to fetch their 2 big brothers (aged 18 or 19), who took one look at Stefan and decided not to argue with him. 😀

    • #11428

      These stories are very funny!

      I have had a similar experience a few weeks ago. I am gone out one saturday morning to buy baguettes for breakfast – I know it is a cliche, but we really do eat baguette for breakfast in my family! – and on the way to return home I must pass through a park which has a unused playground. Walking through this playground make my journey shorter so I always go through. On this day I see 8 infants who were maybe 13 or 14 years old – I am myself 21. They block my path and demand me to give them the baguettes. I warn them that I will become violent if they do not let me pass, but they continue to harass me and one of them begins cursing me and starts to push me (maybe they think me to be weak because I look like an average nerd). So I put up my hands and say "ok!" which makes him stop and stand still. I put the baguettes on a bench next to me and turn to look at the child who is continuing to pretend to be tough. He curses more because I have put down the food instead of passing it to him and comes to push me again. I grab his arm and twist him around so that his back is to me and I trip him to the floor. The others do not like this and they all attack. So I use the first who reaches me as a blocker by pushing him at two others and he even hit his head into the head of one of them! Another makes an attempt to kick me and I take his leg then kick his standing leg away giving him a painful fall. Meanwhile the other three and the first one are punching my back so I grab one and throw him over the fence which is behind the bench. I think he is sprained his ankle from this for he was limping afterwards and could not come back over the fence. Then I turn to the other ones who continue to punch and kick me. But instead of attacking this time for I see I will likely injure one if I continue – I roar very loudly directly into their faces. This makes them terrified and they back off for a second. Then their leader tries to attack again even though his friends have seen they are not wise. Now mad, I punch the rat firmly in the shoulder and – I do not exaggerate – he falls backwards for about 2 meters. I was very surprised that I hit him so hard! He then starts to cry in front of his friends who appear very scared and apologise a lot to me! I would maybe feel sorry for this boy but he has deserved this! I am now free to take my baguettes and go home for breakfast.

      I saw them a second time a couple of days ago and they were very quiet as I pass!

    • #11429
      Desensitized
      Member

      I like these stories.

      I thought of Adam, because he seems the type to be ganged up on by kids. Not sure why, though.

    • #11435
      The Wind
      Member

      [quote1211329557=Je suis David]
      These stories are very funny!

      I have had a similar experience a few weeks ago. I am gone out one saturday morning to buy baguettes for breakfast – I know it is a cliche, but we really do eat baguette for breakfast in my family! – and on the way to return home I must pass through a park which has a unused playground. Walking through this playground make my journey shorter so I always go through. On this day I see 8 infants who were maybe 13 or 14 years old – I am myself 21. They block my path and demand me to give them the baguettes. I warn them that I will become violent if they do not let me pass, but they continue to harass me and one of them begins cursing me and starts to push me (maybe they think me to be weak because I look like an average nerd). So I put up my hands and say "ok!" which makes him stop and stand still. I put the baguettes on a bench next to me and turn to look at the child who is continuing to pretend to be tough. He curses more because I have put down the food instead of passing it to him and comes to push me again. I grab his arm and twist him around so that his back is to me and I trip him to the floor. The others do not like this and they all attack. So I use the first who reaches me as a blocker by pushing him at two others and he even hit his head into the head of one of them! Another makes an attempt to kick me and I take his leg then kick his standing leg away giving him a painful fall. Meanwhile the other three and the first one are punching my back so I grab one and throw him over the fence which is behind the bench. I think he is sprained his ankle from this for he was limping afterwards and could not come back over the fence. Then I turn to the other ones who continue to punch and kick me. But instead of attacking this time for I see I will likely injure one if I continue – I roar very loudly directly into their faces. This makes them terrified and they back off for a second. Then their leader tries to attack again even though his friends have seen they are not wise. Now mad, I punch the rat firmly in the shoulder and – I do not exaggerate – he falls backwards for about 2 meters. I was very surprised that I hit him so hard! He then starts to cry in front of his friends who appear very scared and apologise a lot to me! I would maybe feel sorry for this boy but he has deserved this! I am now free to take my baguettes and go home for breakfast.

      I saw them a second time a couple of days ago and they were very quiet as I pass!
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      Lulz

    • #11444
      Jeanie
      Member

      Kids in France try to steal your breakfast? That sucks! !lol

    • #11460
      Admin
      Keymaster

      It's been a while since I've been in a fight, thank God. The one thing I dislike about myself is not backing down when confronted.

    • #11468
      madamadam
      Member

      [quote1211389116=Desensitized]
      I like these stories.

      I thought of Adam, because he seems the type to be ganged up on by kids. Not sure why, though.
      [/quote1211389116]

      Erm, thanks?

    • #11471
      Desensitized
      Member

      You're very welcome, boyo.

    • #11494
      Jeanie
      Member

      I've seen Amy pissed. You don't want to mess with her! Love you though, babe! !lol

    • #11511
      Admin
      Keymaster

      Haha! I was feeling bad for our 15 yr old bodyguard at that show. Poor guy was about to get his ass kicked for trying to protect us from the mosh pit. Although, it was kinda funny to see him all buzzed up from that Sprite he was sipping through a straw. He was all "Man, this is like soooo strong!"

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