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    • February 11, 2008 at 6:52 pm #2358
      Rock it With I
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      Went to the Detroit Erotic Art Show. (which I must say was pretty fuckin wicked!)

      Anywho, I picked up this pic and plan to frame it and hang it:

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    • February 11, 2008 at 7:37 pm #9168
      the unlucky platypus
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      nice….is the title possibly "the play station" ?

    • February 11, 2008 at 7:46 pm #9170
      Rock it With I
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      Nope, it was labeled the "XXXBox"

    • February 11, 2008 at 7:50 pm #9172
      the unlucky platypus
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      [quote1202759293=Rock it With I]
      Nope, it was labeled the "XXXBox"

      [/quote1202759293]

      equally as corny.

      would have been cooler if the controllers plugged into her "port" and then the middle of her chest was exploding outwards like an exit wound gunshot (between the breasts and concise enough to leave the breasts in tact) and then it could have been called "sex and violence in video games".

    • February 12, 2008 at 3:09 pm #9203
      madamadam
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      Where exactly are you planning on hanging that?

    • February 12, 2008 at 4:37 pm #9099
      Rock it With I
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      Haven't really planned that one yet. Gotta get it framed, which I am sure won't be cheap. It's not huge, but still, framing a picture the proper way = expensive.

      Think I'll wait till I have a kid, and then hang it in their bedroom.

    • February 12, 2008 at 6:17 pm #9212
      the unlucky platypus
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      [quote1202840228=Rock it With I]
      Haven't really planned that one yet. Gotta get it framed, which I am sure won't be cheap. It's not huge, but still, framing a picture the proper way = expensive.

      Think I'll wait till I have a kid, and then hang it in their bedroom.

      [/quote1202840228]

      i'd say put it behind the tv that way when you're playing a game, you see that too.

    • February 12, 2008 at 9:26 pm #9217
      Rock it With I
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      What I'd really like to do, is get me a little white blonde/blue eyed slizut, and recreate the image in real life. in my room. one player only.

    • February 12, 2008 at 9:56 pm #9219
      Jeanie
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      How do you know she has blue eyes? !mistrust

    • February 12, 2008 at 10:37 pm #9221
      Admin
      Keymaster

      I've never seen anyone with blonde eyes before

    • February 13, 2008 at 12:07 am #9220
      The Wind
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      The controller on the left has just been recently purchased, as of the time that picture was taken.

    • February 13, 2008 at 12:11 am #9231
      Desensitized
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      Blond haired/blue eyes?

      Are they tall too?

      Possibly the perfect human being?

    • February 13, 2008 at 3:47 am #9199
      Rock it With I
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      [quote1202874224=Jeanie]
      How do you know she has blue eyes? !mistrust
      [/quote1202874224]

      That's just every black mans fantasy, to get with a blonde haired/ blue eyed, white chick 🙂 But I guess it wouldn't matter anyways, her head would be covered by the TV as shown in the pic.

      [quote1202874331=The Wind]
      The controller on the left has just been recently purchased, as of the time that picture was taken.
      [/quote1202874331]

      That's fuckin hilarious. Good lookin out on that one. (you figured that one out because of the chord being non straight, like it was freshly un-strapped moments before the pic, right? nice!)

    • February 15, 2008 at 3:57 am #9334
      Admin
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      The controllers should be plugged into her titties.

    • February 15, 2008 at 4:36 am #9341
      the unlucky platypus
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      [quote1203050173=Amurray007]
      The controllers should be plugged into her titties.
      [/quote1203050173]

      haha yeah…or at least one up the butt! make sure all playas are hitting up all ports.

    • February 16, 2008 at 5:50 pm #9388
      Hunter Bones
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      It's not even a well-composed photo.

      Boo.

    • February 17, 2008 at 8:19 am #9398
      Rock it With I
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      [quote1203235119=Hunter Bones]
      It's not even a well-composed photo.

      Boo.
      [/quote1203235119]

      Yeah. That's why I am glad to announce, I didn't pay for it. lol I found it compelling, but not worth the $25 it "cost".

      Gather round children, it's story time….

      Me and bunch of the friends took a bus called the "Booty Lounge" (u can find the general advertisement on myspace). It's an old school bus turned into a stripper bus. Dead serious. Has seats on one side, and then 2 striper poles on the other with full wall mirrors. It was pretty fuckin cool.

      Anywho, a friend of a friend catered this night to us in order to enjoy erotic artwork. The bus cost us 5 bucks per person, that was it. And we had some bad ass hotties with us that got drunk and utilized those poles. 🙂

      It took us to downtown Detroit and dropped us off at the Erotic Art Show. This is where the caper occurred. After walkin around, enjoying the natural to completely strange art, seeing all the different style of people- normal average joe's to gothic to extreme gothic, and getting drunk, we all went back onto the bus, and my buddy showed me the ashtray he stole from the bathroom. He then began to taunt me and say "What did you steal douche!" I said "Wait here BITCH"

      I walked off the bus, went back into the Art Show, walked up to the booth this picture was sitting, grabbed it, walked around like I was interested in more pics for a second, and then walked right out the door and back on the bus.

      Yeah, I showed that mothafucker!

      🙂

      I know, I am pimp. I stole. I'm black. Fuck you.

    • February 17, 2008 at 9:18 pm #9401
      Desensitized
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      Well, then it was well worth it.

      Great story, btw.

    • February 17, 2008 at 11:16 pm #9408
      madamadam
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      Wow. Good job.

    • February 18, 2008 at 9:21 pm #9430
      Jeanie
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      Are there windows in the bus? Or do they have them covered? A little privacy would be nice!

    • February 19, 2008 at 3:45 am #9434
      The Wind
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      Yes; the windows on the bus go up and down.

      Up and down.

      Up and down; the windows on the bus go up and down all through the town.

      Ironically, the strippers on the bus ALSO go up and down.

    • February 19, 2008 at 5:42 am #9443
      Rock it With I
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      [quote1203399703=Jeanie]
      Are there windows in the bus? Or do they have them covered? A little privacy would be nice!
      [/quote1203399703]

      All covered. Even the front entrance is blocked with a black curtain. Made it hard to figure out where we were until the bus stopped and we got out- but nobody seemed to mind that at all 🙂

    • February 20, 2008 at 6:53 am #9499
      Hunter Bones
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      [quote1203490373=The Wind]
      Yes; the windows on the bus go up and down.

      Up and down.

      Up and down; the windows on the bus go up and down all through the town.

      Ironically, the strippers on the bus ALSO go up and down.
      [/quote1203490373]

      Not so much ironic as it is coincidental…

    • February 20, 2008 at 1:12 pm #9502
      The Wind
      Member

      Shut the fuck up.

    • February 20, 2008 at 3:26 pm #9504
      madamadam
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      Good comeback.

    • February 20, 2008 at 3:43 pm #9508
      Rock it With I
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