I am so smart. S-M-R-T.

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    • July 4, 2009 at 5:31 am #3211
      Reel Big Chris
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      I put a memory card in our Smile Detectionm demo. Let the lulz commence.

    • July 5, 2009 at 2:09 am #22613
      The Wind
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      We don't have those. I don't think. Hell, I don't know. I stay away from DI.

      Post them when you get some good ones. I'm on Project Team right now, I think they'd get a kick out of them.

    • July 5, 2009 at 1:03 pm #22693
      madamadam
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      What's that? A camera that takes pictures whenever you smile?

    • July 6, 2009 at 2:34 am #22712
      Reel Big Chris
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      Yeah, it's a demo that when you walk by it and smile, it shoots a photo. It's supposed to be a cool feature, but it kinda sucks. If I get some good photos, I might start up a website. 😀

    • July 6, 2009 at 3:04 am #22722
      Jeanie
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      That would be fuuny, but is it legal? !lol

    • July 6, 2009 at 8:20 am #22723
      Reel Big Chris
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      It is if i put the censor bar over their eyes. 😀

    • July 6, 2009 at 10:06 am #22732
      Desensitized
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      I would bookmark that site.

    • July 6, 2009 at 11:37 am #22733
      The Wind
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      What about frowns?

    • July 6, 2009 at 2:01 pm #22735
      Sonic Libido
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      if you stand on your head.

    • July 8, 2009 at 5:36 am #22747
      Jeanie
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      [quote1247027770=Reel Big Chris]
      It is if i put the censor bar over their eyes. 😀
      [/quote1247027770]

      You got it all figured out! Nice! !lol

    • July 8, 2009 at 10:55 am #22751
      Skanking Harry
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      i have that feature on my camera (which i broken the screen when i was drunk)

      it barely works or my friends cant smile properly

    • July 9, 2009 at 9:46 am #22778
      Reel Big Chris
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      It's a tricky bitch. It actually measures off the amount of white it detects on the "face" it selects. I say "face", because our demo often selects a tv set as a face and when it flashes white, it shoots a photo. Such a shitty invention.

    • July 9, 2009 at 1:39 pm #22783
      Surly
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      On another note, yesterday my friends camera refused to 'face recognise' my friends face, only seemingly being able to 'recognise' her boobs.

    • July 10, 2009 at 12:08 am #22794
      Reel Big Chris
      Member

      Smart camera. That's where I'm looking most of the time anyways.

    • July 14, 2009 at 5:28 am #22902
      Jeanie
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      [quote1247545697=Surly]
      On another note, yesterday my friends camera refused to 'face recognise' my friends face, only seemingly being able to 'recognise' her boobs.
      [/quote1247545697]

      !lol

    • July 14, 2009 at 7:25 am #22921
      Sonic Libido
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      [quote1247552687=Surly]
      On another note, yesterday my friends camera refused to 'face recognise' my friends face, only seemingly being able to 'recognise' her boobs.
      [/quote1247552687]

      IT'S HER FAULT!

      SHE DRESSES PROVOCATIVELY!

    • July 14, 2009 at 8:52 am #22935
      the unlucky platypus
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      so it's been about a week and a half…hit paydirt yet on that memcard?

    • July 14, 2009 at 8:54 pm #22952
      LyinAss Bitch
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      If you have a really white ass, will it take a pic?

    • July 14, 2009 at 11:29 pm #22962
      the unlucky platypus
      Member

      [quote1247610576=LyinAss Bitch]
      If you have a really white ass, will it take a pic?
      [/quote1247610576]

      maybe if there's a really dark background?

    • July 15, 2009 at 2:05 am #22974
      Reel Big Chris
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      [quote1247619890=LyinAss Bitch]
      If you have a really white ass, will it take a pic?
      [/quote1247619890]

      Very good possibility. Fucking Sony products. And no, no paydirt yet. Just a bunch of fucking scene kids.

    • July 15, 2009 at 4:35 am #22967
      Jeanie
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      Those might be funny anyway!

    • July 15, 2009 at 11:34 am #23009
      The Wind
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      Scene kids are always funny!

    • July 16, 2009 at 3:05 am #23026
      Skanking Harry
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      im going to be hanging at a club with scene kids tonight, you want me to take pictures?

    • July 20, 2009 at 6:38 pm #23124
      madamadam
      Member

      Please do.

      Oh, that was a few days ago. Shame.

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