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      Blood-Hawk
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      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      The government substitute for meat

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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      To get me to eat it at dinner
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      When he got hungry
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      S-P-A-M
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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      When he got hungry
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      When he got hungry
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      S-P-A-M
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      To get me to eat it at dinner
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      When he got hungry
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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      To get me to eat it at dinner
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      When he got hungry
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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      S-P-A-M
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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      To get me to eat it at dinner
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      When he got hungry
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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      Again and again and again

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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      To get me to eat it at dinner
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      When he got hungry
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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      To get me to eat it at dinner
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      When he got hungry
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      Again and again and again

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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      To get me to eat it at dinner
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      When he got hungry
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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      Again and again and again

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      Again and again and again and again

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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      To get me to eat it at dinner
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      When he got hungry
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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      To get me to eat it at dinner
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      To get me to eat it at dinner
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      To get me to eat it at dinner
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      When he got hungry
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      It's made in Chernobyl
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      Again and again and again

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      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      Now when I was a child
      My family was so poor
      They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
      So we had a plan
      In a big blue can
      The government substitute for meat

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      To get me to eat it at dinner
      They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
      He was a winner that never knew defeat
      And when he got hungry
      When he got hungry
      He cracked open that special treat
      It was

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again

      S-P-A-M
      Don't you know it's my best friend
      S-P-A-M
      Again and again and again and again

      So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
      There's one meat by-product that's best by far
      It's

      Spam
      It's pink and it's oval
      Spam
      I buy it at the Mobil
      Spam
      It's made in Chernobyl
      Spam

      if you read this far you have no life!!! HOORAY FOR YOU!!

      NO SRSLY STOP READING

      NOW YOUR PISSING ME OFF!!!!
      STOP FUCKING READING!!!

      OK……………………..
      AWW I CANT IGNORE YOU

      Ignore'd

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    • #12028
      MAX!
      Member

      i voted for the second to the bottom one 🙂

    • #11976
      Surly
      Member

      Slow day?

    • #12036
      madamadam
      Member

      I actually found that post extremely insightful, I feel I can now go out onto the streets and claim to be a professional speaker on the topic of Spam.

    • #12041
      Blood-Hawk
      Member

      [quote1212614146=Surly]
      Slow day?
      [/quote1212614146]

      yes…

    • #12088
      Jeanie
      Member

      WOW!

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