The best RBF interview is as follows:
Interviewer: Where did that name come from?
Aaron: Don't remember.
I: When's the new tour?
A: Check the site/myspace.
I: Do you guys like touring?
A: No. That's why we tour all the time.
I: What is Beer about?
A: It's about me.
I: Do you guys like lesbians?
A: Yes.
I: What are your thoughts on the ska scene?
A: It's great. Lot's of cool new bands coming up.
I: Why don't you tour with many ska bands?
A: We hate ska.
I: How does it feel being a one-hit-wonder?
A: I want to kill myself every day.
I: Can you say something crazy to entertain our readers?
A: Seriously, I bought the bullets, but they're just too damn messy.
I: I don't get it.
A: And the rope gives out every time.
I: By the way, are you guys gonna come to my town soon? You always seem to avoid it every tour.
A: Because we don't like you, or your smelly town.
I: Ha ha, you're funny.
A: Eat shit.
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