"bullshit propositions" written by and stolen from james abraham.

sorry to anyone who's not a californian, you probably won't get this. and sorry to "rock it with i" for use of the nigger word.

"All I want to do is watch this cute little fatty-fat chick on Wheel of White Power Make Money Money Fuck Minorities, but apparently that's too much to ask. I'm bombarded by bullshit over the commercial breaks.

"COMMUNITY COLLEGE. GIVING PEOPLE A CHANCE TO FULFILL THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS FOR LESS FINANCIAL BURDEN THAN A UNIVERSITY. SPREADING HOPE AND LOVE. HELPING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS FOR GREAT JUSTICE. FLOWERS. CHILDREN. ANAL RAPE. FUCK EVERYTHING.

VOTE NO ON PROPOSITION 92."

Wow. The buildup was completely relevant, right?

The NEXT fucking commercial.

"EY WUT UP DAWG! I JUST GOT OUT MAH COMMUNITY COLLEGE CLASS DAWG! YEEEEEEEEEAH WHUT! YEAH I GO TO SCHOOL NIGGA, WATCHU WANT?? YEAH, I WENT TO PRISON! AIGHT I GOTS TO GO PLAY SOME BASKETBALL AND SELL SOME WEED! PEACE!

VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 92."

The same bullshit.

"I'M CHIEF *OBVIOUS STALL* JOHN GOMEZ. I'M FAT AND THE WOLF SPIRITS WON'T LET ME GO TO JENNY CRAIG. I HATE WHITE PEOPLE AND WHY AM I ON TV. FUCK TECHNOLOGY AND FUCK WHITEY. ANYWAY I'M MAD AT LIFE BECAUSE I'M AN ALCOHOLIC AND MY TRIBE SUCKS. I AM PERSONALLY OUTRAGED AT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO WANT THE RICH TRIBES TO GET RICHER AND THE POOR TRIBES TO BE FUCKED.

VOTE NO ON PROPOSITIONS 94 TO 97."

And then, right after,

"HI I'M PATRICK SMITH AND AS THE CHIEF OF POLICE I LOVE INDIANS. I DON'T HAVE TO GO LAY DOWN THE LAW ON THE REZ TOO OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO, THEY DON'T BREAK MY BEATING STICKS ALL QUICK LIKE NIGGERS DO THANKS TO ALL THEIR FAT. IT IS MY PLEASURE TO DECLARE THAT SO AND SO POLICE DEPARTMENT FULLY SUPPORTS THE INDIAN RESERVATIONS AND THEIR PLIGHT TO FUCK WHITEY.

VOTE YES ON PROPOSITIONS 94 TO 97." *GAY UNHEALTHY EVIL WHITE PERSON SMILE*

Sorry to go off topic, but my cute little fat girl won some cash and now her titties are bouncing like crazy. Jailbait, dawg. I love it.

What the fuck am I supposed to conclude from these commercials? They all beat around the bush and they're wasting thousands of dollars buying airtime. Stupid fucking people.

I'm not turning this into a political rant, though. Quite the opposite, in fact. All I'm gonna say is "fuck white people and don't vote." So, fuck white people and don't vote.

THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE UNITED FEDERATION OF FUCK WHITEY AND JAMES ABRAHAM FOR PRESIDENT."

-James Abraham